imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE
yes tumblr i am aware of how fantastic my dick looks, what does this have to do with the earth though?
VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!
if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it
can you believe the animation errors in frozen
You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.
imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun
I had the amazing opportunity to visit Stonehenge this past year and ya know what!?
IT IS PRETTY FUCKING AMAZING!!!
Ancient History is fascinating don’t even
as someone who’s been dragged on countless vacations I didn’t want to go on, I have to say you really can’t force someone to be interested in something they just don’t care about
especially as a kid, I didn’t care about burial mounds or ancient forests or national monuments- now, I’m much more of a history buff, but it simply wasn’t appealing to me at the time
and let me tell you, being somewhere you don’t want to be, with people you don’t want to be with, out in the hot sun, usually trekking to yet another ancient thingamabob that you don’t give a shit about- it’s miserable.
so. no. if you don’t want your travel money to be wasted, don’t bring the kid, go somewhere that actually has appeal to the whole family, or save it for a future journey that they’ll actually be able to appreciate
dude ok i live about 10 minutes away from the henge and it is really fucking boring ok there are rocks that stand up and sometimes rocks that lay down the only thing that makes the tour worth it is if you fork out the extra for the audio tour. i spent 10 minutes of the visit grinning at the stones from a good 100 feet away and then the rest of it snapchatting my friend because the henge. is. boring. it used to be fun you could go up and walk among the stones but because some cuntfaced faggottrons decided to graffiti the stones, its been blocked from public access. so no, dont bug the kid for wanting to play his gameboy at stonehenge, the same way i wont stop you from reading a book at the beach.
what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags
i was joking but then i checked and i—-